Credit to danmack @marketwatch

Here is another fairy tale. The experts bought into a derivatives clothing line, and then someone's little brat yelled out to the crowd that the king, the bankers, and the Treasurer Secretary were all naked. Several experts now called "spurts" for short declared that the child just didn't understand Keynesian economics, and that the Treasury Secretary, the king, and the bankers were all clothed and in their right minds. They grew indignant at a growing conspiracy of on-lookers who said "hey these guys really are naked." Someone even wrote a book entitled "Been naked so long they think they are clothed." It is rumored that a new and improved clothing line that just looks like they are naked is being woven from last year's crop of green sprouts. Timmy explained that his apparent nakedness is clothing, his debt is money, and prosperity is just around the corner and other Father Hoover truisms. The market rallied on the speech for three days. The noisy brat was sent to Guantanamo.